20. Salad Days. Had been I now not capable of putting my food that is own purchase?

20. Salad Days. Had been I now not capable of putting my food that is own purchase?

On the way into the date that is worst ever, this person texted me through the burrito spot we had been meeting to inform me personally he’d currently ordered me personally the salad. I repeat: SALAD. At a burrito spot. Additionally, had been this the last? Anyhow. An hour telling me about his model ex-girlfriend and how passionate their “breakup sex” had been… last weekend after arriving, with my salad ready, beside his plate of tacos, he spent the next half. The straw that is final whenever, even with telling him we wasn’t a large fan of smoking cigarettes, he literally asked a complete stranger for cigarettes after which chain-smoked them beside me personally.

21. Don’t Tase Me, Bro. We continued a Tinder date and even as we are walking to obtain products, she informs me (maybe not asks, mind you) “you are likely to walk us to my car. ”

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